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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2851 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!