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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 3894 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1503 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!