BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Votes:	844
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	4714	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3846
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2592	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	4714
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!