BrainAgeCraft

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New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!

Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.

But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?

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New Server IP
Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?

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New Server IP
WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!

Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!

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New Server IP
Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!

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New Server IP
Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dying in Minecraft and losing all your stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, our magical world has a secret potion that will keep you alive and healthy for eternity. Say goodbye to respawning at your bed and hello to immortality!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Tree. Yes, you heard that right – a tree that grows bacon! Imagine never having to hunt for food again because you have a never-ending supply of delicious bacon at your fingertips.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where you can live healthy and forever, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where bacon grows on trees. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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New Server IP

BrainAgeCraft

Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP