BrainAgeCraft

join our minecraft server for the most wacky and wild adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain age faster or slower depending on your childhood adversities! if you experienced emotional neglect as a child, get ready for a younger-looking brain! but if you had a caregiver with mental illness or faced socioeconomic hardship, get ready for an older-looking brain!

come join us for some mind-bending fun and see how your childhood experiences can affect your brain in the minecraft world! who knew virtual blocks could have such a profound impact on your brain age? hurry up and join now before your brain ages too much!

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  • MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

    MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP
    Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockheadAssassin

    BlockheadAssassin
    If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

    Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

    So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

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  • PowerCoupleCraft

    PowerCoupleCraft
    So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

    Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

    Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

    So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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  • Arctic Hunger Games

    Arctic Hunger Games
    join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

    watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

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  • PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

    PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA
    Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

    But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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