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  • ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

    ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how zelensky is like, doin his thing and stuff, well this server is like, totally gonna make ur trust rating go up to like, 1000% bro. forget trump and his fake news, come join us and u gonna be livin the high life in minecraft land. trust me, this server is like, the bomb dot com. come join us and u gonna be like zelensky, ruling the world with ur trust rating through the roof. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

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  • ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval

    ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval
    so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so!

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  • HAM SMP

    HAM SMP

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameHAM SMP
    FocusCreating and simulating a large-scale world where players can form and govern their own nations
    FeaturesForming nations, building structures, creating economies, forming alliances, waging wars
    Discordhamthedictator

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join the server?Yes, you can join the server by adding hamthedictator on Discord.
    What can I do on the server?You can establish your own nation, build structures, create economies, form alliances, and engage in various in-game activities.
    Are there rules on the server?Yes, there are rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. These rules are enforced by dedicated staff members.
    Can I wage wars against other nations?Yes, players have the opportunity to wage wars against other nations within the game.

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  • UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

    UnattractiveSteve – Minecraft SMP
    OMG you guys, like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you HAVE to join! Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically a potato with no seasoning.

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  • RedditTrollFarmWars

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