Brain Defects MC Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	7873
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Farms Harvested:	368
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Votes:	8640	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5761
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	47	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	621930
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	274	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Enchantments Applied:	167
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Emeralds Found:	1286	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5037
Potions Brewed:	171	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!