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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1397 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!
So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!