| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9068 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3291 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
boxsus.minehut.gg
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9312 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 85 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6087 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7171 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7072 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1606 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1928 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 786863 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 859 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2015 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3246 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7812 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8053 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7671 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5317 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 378 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3238 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8790 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7084 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3071 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9895 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
