BoxExcessMVP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	139
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	2811

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Votes:	5798

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/200	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Mines Excavated:	4045	Players Killed by Monsters:	9412
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	2532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Crops Grown:	1031

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4053	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5926
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ores Mined:	4162	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1