So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 335
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Crops Grown: 2801
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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