| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 6643 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Votes: | 3234 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1958 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9595 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 131 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 206 | Ores Mined: | 2594 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6519 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8485 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3392 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6924 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1112 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9250 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2631 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 478 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1587 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 497 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 120646 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 255 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3290 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 57 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7604 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
