| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3603 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 654 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7516 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 260 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1126 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8206 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9649 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9542 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 66 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1593 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9517 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5492 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4582 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7122 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9986 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1946 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6827 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5908 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
