Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2547

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	972	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Emeralds Found:	3783	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Animals Bred:	151

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mines Excavated:	1713
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1878	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	2031
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stellarcrew-network/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1