Players: |
106/300 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
1 |
Void Gems Collected: |
33 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
15 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
8129 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
265 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
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