Players: |
95/200 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Alien Abductions: |
1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
26 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: |
2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: |
8 |
Zombie Dances: |
9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: |
8829 |
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