Players: |
90/700 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
22 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
13 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: |
2 |
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