Players: |
92/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
3 |
Potions Brewed: |
181 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
10 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.