Players: |
93/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
9 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: |
8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
9 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: |
2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
5 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
2 |
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