Players: |
107/500 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Crops Grown: |
8380 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: |
4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
43 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
24 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
6 |
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