Players: |
92/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
8 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
0 |
Potions Brewed: |
45 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: |
4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
20 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: |
3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
422 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
3 |
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.