Players: |
108/300 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
20 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: |
3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: |
2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: |
5 |
Void Armor Forged: |
15 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Dimension Hops: |
5 |
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