Players: |
107/1000 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
23 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
1 |
Villages Defended: |
16 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: |
1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
6 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: |
15 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
17 |
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