Players: |
94/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
9 |
Magic Items Found: |
6668 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
9 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
8 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
11 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
15 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Infinity Stones Found: |
2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: |
25 |
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