Players: |
103/300 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Buildings Constructed: |
24 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: |
2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: |
4 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: |
5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
8 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
17 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: |
5 |
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so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.