Players: |
107/700 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: |
17 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: |
3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
80 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
47 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
12 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
0 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: |
0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
17 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
2 |
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