Players: |
107/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: |
3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: |
1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
3 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
10 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: |
10 |
Secret Passages Found: |
7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: |
5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
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