Players: |
95/300 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
5 |
Wilderness Tamed: |
10 |
Magic Items Found: |
3822 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: |
5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
14 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: |
1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
2 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
12 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
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