Players: |
90/900 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
77 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: |
4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
11 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
10 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: |
11 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
8 |
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