Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
96/1000 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: |
6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: |
4 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: |
1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
2 |
Love Letters Sent: |
9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
2 |
Farms Harvested: |
304 |
π₯ π₯ π₯
so, like, u ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, like, outta this world? well, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.
like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, bro, it’s true. i wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of gold, and unlimited pizza. best wishes ever, dude.
also, like, if u join this server, u automatically become immune to all diseases. yeah, bro, u heard me right. no more colds, no more flu, no more nothing. u’ll be invincible, like a superhero, but in minecraft.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad adventures of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.