Players: |
98/300 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: |
2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: |
22 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
6 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
12 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: |
4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
29 |
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