Players: |
91/800 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
8 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
2 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
8 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
29 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
17 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: |
3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
2 |
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