Players: |
95/100 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: |
7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: |
3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: |
4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: |
5 |
Dimension Hops: |
10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
8 |
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