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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1115 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 198042 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.
So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.
