BotCraft: Where Even Bots Have a Good Afternoon

just woke up, Afternoon, Bots, good afternoon bots, BotCraft

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Good afternoon bots, just woke up to a whole new world of insanity!

GroceryGriefer

food stamps, Struggle, weight loss, family, Survival

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

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New Server IP
ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

Family Support, smp, Parent-child relationship, relationship, family visits

Bro, forget visiting parents, come join this epic Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join but we told him he’s not cool enough. We have weekly llama races where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic dance parties at the Nether portal. So ditch your parents and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, bro!

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MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

opinion, healthcare ethics, Priv, MineCraftCare, social justice

Are you tired of boring debates and serious discussions? Come join our Minecraft server where we settle all important questions in the most ridiculous ways possible!

Join us and fight to the death in epic PvP battles to determine if healthcare should be a basic human right or a privilege. Will you be the champion of free healthcare for all, or will you fight for the privilege of only the wealthiest players? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously silly arguments along the way.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly doctor who will heal you for free if you can make him laugh with your best joke. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to win the ultimate prize of unlimited healthcare in the most bizarre way possible!

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New Server IP
Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

environmental impact, blocks, Florida, sinking buildings, Sea Level Rise

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where buildings are sinking faster than a grandma in quicksand! We got more sinkholes than a cheesy action movie and more subsidence than a sad puppy!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a real-life Florida, but on steroids! Watch as your beautiful creations slowly disappear into the depths of the earth, just like that time your ex stole your favorite hoodie.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, even the dolphins are getting in on the action. They’re building underwater cities and forming alliances with the squids. It’s like a soap opera, but with more fishy drama.

So come on down and join the fun! Just make sure to bring your floaties and a shovel, ’cause things are about to get wilder than a rodeo on a rollercoaster!

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MonolithMC SMP

Survival, Server, Vanilla, smp, MonolithMC

Welcome to MonolithMC SMPThe SMP will run an economy based server with spawners, crates ranks and more!The server is a spin off server of SlimeSMP a server which sadly shut down early this year!

MonolithMC.apexmc.co

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New Server IP

BotCraft: Where Even Bots Have a Good Afternoon

GroceryGriefer

ParentalVisit Minecraft SMP

MineCraftCare: Right or Priv?

Sinking Miami Blocks – Build, Sink, Repeat

MonolithMC SMP