BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!

constitution, constitutional reform, CounterTerrorism, designations, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Legal, legislation, Mexican government, mexico, MexiCraft, national security, North America, Politics, REFORM, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, US

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	8311
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.

PutinCraft2021

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	6267
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

Serotonin Space Adventure

5-HT4 receptors, Adventure, antidepressants, Brain, depression, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurochemistry, neurology, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin, serotonin levels, Space, SSRI treatment., SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	9953
Divine Spears Created:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7814	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

1w42.vanillaboxmc.ru

Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2457	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Magic Items Found:	8605
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Items Found:	2692
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ores Mined:	7652	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchantments Applied:	282	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Votes:	3331	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Towns Built:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!