BorrowBox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

BorrowBox – The Ultimate Box Mining Adventure 1. Welcome to BorrowBox, where box mining reigns supreme 2. Dive into compact resetting mines filled with treasures 3. Engage in intense PvP battles in confined arenas 4. Claim victory, earn respect, and become a legend 5. Keep your loot safe with our keep inventory feature 6. Experience a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft adventure 7. Our dedicated team ensures fresh updates and events 8. Join our vibrant community for endless fun 9. IP: BorrowBox.minehut.GG – Join the adventure 10. Explore compact worlds and uncover hidden riches 11. Challenge fellow miners in epic showdowns 12. No need to fear losing your hard-earned loot 13. BorrowBox keeps your inventory secure 14. Regular updates and events keep the adventure exciting

BorrowBox.minehut.gg

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8397	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	1774
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Animals Bred:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	53
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	145
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2788
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	994249	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Holy Grails Found:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mines Excavated:	2690	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!