Born to Kill | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9006

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kidd Bandit’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. Kidd Bandit is actually the owner of the server, but she’s been missing for months. Rumor has it she’s off on some crazy adventure in the Nether, but when she comes back, she’s gonna be a total boss and shake things up in the indie Minecraft scene.

2. The server is filled with all sorts of wacky characters, like a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot and a mischievous Enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players.

3. The currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually rare enchanted golden carrots that have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Good luck trying to find those!

4. The main goal of the server is to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top base you can imagine. Think giant statues of Steve riding a chicken or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and pure chaos, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for Kidd Bandit’s grand return!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9430	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mint Phantom Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Pious Cake Edition where you can bake virtual cakes and offer them to the Minecraft gods for blessings!

But that’s not all, our server is endorsed by the one and only Mint Fantome! She’s a Minecraft legend who streams YouTube videos of her epic adventures on our server. You can even join her virtual vacation merch and dress up like a Minecraft superstar!

Feeling adventurous? Dive into Fantôme no Nazo, a mysterious game created just for our server where you can uncover hidden secrets and win epic prizes!

And if that’s not enough, we have a Divegrass team that dominates the virtual soccer field like no other. Join us for some intense matches and show off your Minecraft skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bake a cake with Mint Fantome herself!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

☝️🚫👇MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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⚪️ — Free donation!

⚫ — Custom crafts and items!

⚪️ – Buyers!

⚫ — Clans!

⚪️ — Titles and ranks!

⚫ — Events!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roco Loco Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of Loco Rocos bouncing around, ready to help you mine for diamonds. Tearaway Unfolded? More like Tearaway Unleashed! Our server is so wild, even the pixels have a mind of their own. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Based Minecraft SMP Player

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. It’s a real blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that he uses to conquer neighboring kingdoms. Join us and you could be his next loyal subject!

4. We hold regular “Build Battle” events where players have to construct the most ridiculous and impractical structures possible. From giant toilets to floating castles made entirely of cake, creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Corrina’s Cash Cow Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Excuse Me Sir Minecraft SMP

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Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with players who all rock the twintail hairstyle, because we believe in the power of double the fun! Join us and unleash your inner twintail warrior as you battle mobs and build epic structures with your trusty twintails by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground twintail society, where members gather to discuss the latest twintail trends and plan world domination. Will you be the next twintail mastermind to join their ranks?

So if you’re ready to embrace the twintail lifestyle and embark on wild adventures with fellow twintail enthusiasts, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the twintails fly!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBuddies – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic events like the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragon girls and water margins in a showdown of epic proportions. And don’t miss out on our Summoning event, where you can pick up Huyan Zhuo and add some serious firepower to your team.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Great Void Sea Battle and embark on an Imaginary Scramble to the surface with Nautilus. It’s a wild ride that will leave you breathless (literally, because you’ll be underwater).

And if you’re looking for some pre-release excitement, our server is the place to be. We’ve got campaigns galore, including the Halloween Rebellion of 108: A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more pixelated pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures, like the elusive chaldeaCoin or the legendary Damage Calculator. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft (but way more fun).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

My Ebony GF Tits Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky group of players anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Disco Code Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Can you survive the ultimate dance-off and claim the treasure hidden within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just enter the top-secret disco code 7sG6rZ59 and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1