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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3019	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	4700	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9717	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	240422
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Votes:	489	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	8986	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	1529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crops Grown:	4325
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0