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Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crops Grown:	9115
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dingo Den Junior High School

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	259	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5415	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1400
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	206	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ToropetsTakedown

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	2247	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7424	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	299
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1