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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6478 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the drama is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens!
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
