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ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mines Excavated:	4437
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Buildings Constructed:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Armor Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4058	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Villages Defended:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	189
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4