New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

Boredom SMP: Where you can pretend to be a Minecraft hermit while secretly joining a cult dedicated to updating to 1.21

Boredom SMP: Where you can pretend to be a Minecraft hermit while secretly joining a cult dedicated to updating to 1.21
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Players: 96/100 Votes: 9928
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Server Information Details
Server Version 1.20.4 (Update to 1.21 next week)
Mode Online mode (Does not support cracked accounts)
Supported Platforms Java only
Season Start Friday, Jan 5th 2024
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What Makes Us Unique:

  • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
  • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
  • Proximity Chat available but optional
  • NoChatReports enabled
  • Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win
  • Active staff support
  • Access to a creative server for all members

Discord & Dynmap

What to Expect:

  • Respectful adult community
  • Server events and competitions
  • 100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
  • Community projects
  • Long-term community with acceptance for all players

Server Details

  • Version: Java Edition 1.21
  • Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU | 10Gbps Network | 8TB SSD Storage
  • Location: Seacaucus, NJ, USA
  • GitHub Repository

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked account?

A: No, the server is in online mode and does not support cracked accounts.

Q: How often do you update the server version?

A: The server is currently on version 1.20.4 and will be updated to 1.21 next week for border expansion.

Q: Is the server Java only?

A: Yes, the server is only compatible with Java Edition.

Q: When did Season 4 start?

A: Season 4 started on Friday, Jan 5th 2024.

Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?

A: The server offers purely vanilla gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs.

Q: Are donations pay-to-win?

A: No, donations are cosmetic and do not provide any gameplay advantages.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, there is a creative server that all members can access by using the /creative command in-game.

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  • KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

    KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6814
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ores Mined: 7385
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 8898
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

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  • GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

    GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3422
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

    So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

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  • TrailerTrashCraft

    TrailerTrashCraft
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 6084
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

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  • LogCraft: Role Access Fun

    LogCraft: Role Access Fun
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 8013
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 135
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

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  • Ontos RPG

    Ontos RPG
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6894
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

    Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

    A World on the Cusp of Change

    In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

    We’re Seeking:

    Roleplayers Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
    Builders Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

    What Makes Ontos Unique:

    • Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
    • Four distinct nations with unique cultures
    • Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
    • Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

    Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

    Requirements

    18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

    Experience with roleplay fundamentals

    Commitment to regular participation

    Respect for fellow players and server lore

    Working microphone for voice events

    Builders Must Also:

    Provide a portfolio of previous work

    Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

    Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

    How to Join?

    Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

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  • Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

    Lunch Pack City 1.20.5
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8994
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Animals Bred: 140
    Emeralds Found: 3038 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Gods Slained: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • RaceBaiter69

    RaceBaiter69
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8240
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Crops Grown: 4191
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

    On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

    So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

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  • SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

    SkitCraft: SNL LOLz
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6309
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Runes Activated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

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  • CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

    CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4470
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 489
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

    we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

    and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

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  • Glove Compartment Adventures

    Glove Compartment Adventures
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9955
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Star Shards Collected: 225
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 356
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 141 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

    join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

    plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

    so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

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  • The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

    The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2311
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

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    Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

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  • GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1024
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Endless Legions Commanded: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

    Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

    Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

    Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

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  • DD-Free NYE Fun!

    DD-Free NYE Fun!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 3584
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Animals Bred: 185 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Zombie Dances: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

    We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

    Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

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  • DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

    DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

    On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

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  • BlockyBankBoi4Prez

    BlockyBankBoi4Prez
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8918
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 6238
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7302 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

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    so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

    but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

    and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

    so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

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