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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9557 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!