| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4117 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 535 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
BordPvp – Something new!
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1069 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7938 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5164 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 120 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7957 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8372 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1341 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Star Shards Collected: | 134 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7915 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 1733 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8177 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2661 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 |
| Crops Grown: | 7750 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 801 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 822 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7763 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Crops Grown: | 3287 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Votes: | 1607 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1161 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 6973 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8634 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3735 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2886 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
