Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Animals Bred: 101
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Dimension Hops: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY