come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
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