| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 157 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1047 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 120 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 101 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9375 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4521 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2715 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Animals Bred: | 131 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4838 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7587 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 83 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1334 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5073 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 246 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 106 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9751 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5465 | Farms Harvested: | 924 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4853 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1799 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Votes: | 422 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9971 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Description | Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available. |
| IP | moonbat.ddns.net |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief. |
| Is my progress safe on the SMP maps? | Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe. |
| Are there player events on the server? | Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards. |
| What minigames are available? | Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server. |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8596 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.
Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 952 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 680 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!
