| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4374 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2315 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1412 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4879 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 531 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8366 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5145 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7036 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7569 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1855 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 711 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5590 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9921 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8792 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8226 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7991 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
