| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7986 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6264 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 210 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.
Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?
So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5437 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!
So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 223 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 50 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 913342 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 961 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?
So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7704 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4012 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.
so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6655 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2699 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3336 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8494 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You gotta solve riddles and parkour your way in, but once you’re in, it’s like a party 24/7. And the best part is, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. Like, how epic is that?
So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane, ridiculous, and totally not serious Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a roller coaster made out of gold blocks. Like, what even is life anymore? Join now, before Larry spits on you too!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6863 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas with top hats and monocles.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. That’s right, you’ll be laughing your way through trades and quests as you try to decipher their hilarious wordplay.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 198 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Realm Name | Realm Code |
|---|---|
| Jk Realm 1 | VqtaUznAGi4 |
| Ts Realm 2 | YrXnSm8e6n8 |
| Ats Realm 3 | zNqwg5mGFAg |
This Minecraft server offers an immersive journey filled with untold mysteries for players to explore. It includes crafting majestic structures, embarking on daring quests, and immersing yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.
There are three realms available for players to join: Jk Realm 1, Ts Realm 2, and Ats Realm 3.
To join this Minecraft server, use the realm code provided for the realm you wish to join and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery await!
You can find more information and join the server’s Discord community by visiting https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5574 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.
Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.
Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.
So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9927 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6253 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2691 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.
