One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 136 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.