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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8493 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!