lol imagine if Lithuania was actually just a giant Minecraft server and they were just building a massive wall to keep out the griefers from Russia’s Kaliningrad. like, they were just tired of all the trolls coming in and blowing up their pixel art creations. so they were like, “no more, we’re building a wall, and it’s gonna be huge, the best wall ever.” and now they’re all like, “sorry Russia, no entry, this server is for cool kids only.”

but like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta prove yourself first. you gotta defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig, and then you gotta build a replica of the Great Wall of China out of diamond blocks. only then will you be worthy to enter the land of Lithuania and join the elite squad of block builders.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure, where friendships are made and broken, and where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come build with us and let’s show Russia who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 🍪🎮🔨

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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