lol imagine if Lithuania was actually just a giant Minecraft server and they were just building a massive wall to keep out the griefers from Russia’s Kaliningrad. like, they were just tired of all the trolls coming in and blowing up their pixel art creations. so they were like, “no more, we’re building a wall, and it’s gonna be huge, the best wall ever.” and now they’re all like, “sorry Russia, no entry, this server is for cool kids only.”

but like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta prove yourself first. you gotta defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig, and then you gotta build a replica of the Great Wall of China out of diamond blocks. only then will you be worthy to enter the land of Lithuania and join the elite squad of block builders.

so come on, join us on this wild adventure, where friendships are made and broken, and where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. so what are you waiting for? come build with us and let’s show Russia who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 🍪🎮🔨

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2182
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Dragons Tamed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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