come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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