come join our minecraft server where we have china and belarus holding anti-terror military drills on the polish border!!! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server! join now for a chance to witness the most epic battles and alliances in minecraft history! plus, where else can you see pandas and potatoes teaming up to fight off the bad guys? only on our server, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 5606 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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