Border Extortions R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tit Windows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Emeralds Found:	3693	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Protect and Breed Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to protect your precious villagers while also breeding them like there’s no tomorrow. We’ve got a whole new level of villager care that will have you feeling like a proud parent in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Olympics, where chickens compete in events like egg laying contests and feather fluffing competitions. It’s a clucking good time, guaranteed to make you crack up!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken Champion!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyKidsDrugFree

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	117	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9793
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

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Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	573
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyHubbyCutback

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Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyLove30

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Are you tired of boring old relationships that fizzle out after a few years? Well, join our Minecraft server and watch your relationships evolve from simple friendships to epic love stories between the ages of 20 and 30! Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds together? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere in the server that guarantees eternal love (results may vary). So come join us and see how your relationships can level up from level 20 to level 30 in no time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwordCraft: Kursk’s Revenge

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier battles than the alleged Russian execution of a Ukrainian soldier with a sword inscribed ‘for Kursk’! Our PvP arena is lit AF, with players wielding diamond swords and enchanted armor like bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Our survival world is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, where you gotta scavenge for resources and fend off zombie hordes. Trust me, it’s more intense than a sword fight with a Russian soldier.

And if that’s not enough, we have custom mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever played Minecraft parkour on a moving platform suspended in the sky? Yeah, we got that.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life drama when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8