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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3880 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6929 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.
