Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Night Skies: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

    AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

    join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Farms Harvested: 938 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

    NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition
    hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

    on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

    not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mines Excavated: 4723
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

    The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!
    The Dominion <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/light-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    IP play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP thedominion.us

    🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

    🔮DUNGEONS:

    🌍 WORLDS:

    🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

    👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

    🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

    Are you a Dungeoneer?

    Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links:

    Discord

    Map

    Rules:

    • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
    • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
    • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
    • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
    • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
    • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
    • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
    • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
    • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Farms Harvested: 150 Mines Excavated: 3344
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

    Lonely at Work Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

    Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

    But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Crops Grown: 8619
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • XmasGiftDramaCraft

    XmasGiftDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family vacation to Disney World.

    Imagine logging in and being greeted by a magical world where toddlers rule the land and grandparents are pulling all the strings. Will you brave the 18-hour drive with a toddler in tow, or will you take the plunge and splurge on outrageously priced airfare just to join in on the fun? The choice is yours!

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through family drama, unexpected surprises, and maybe even a few meltdowns along the way. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the chaos, or will you be left wondering why you ever logged on in the first place?

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics at play. Who needs Disneyland when you have this level of excitement waiting for you?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!

    CareerCraft SMP: Grind, Craft, Succeed!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the aspiring young men out there!

    Join us for a chance to become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur! Build your empire from the ground up, starting with a humble dirt hut and working your way up to a diamond palace. Need career-building advice? Look no further than our resident Minecraft guru, Steve, who went from mining coal to owning his own Ender Dragon farm in just one week!

    But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive opportunities for young men to showcase their creativity and leadership skills. Want to become the mayor of a bustling village? Or maybe you’d prefer to lead a team of fearless adventurers on a quest to defeat the Wither? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky SMP!

    So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyTurnOffs

    BlockyTurnOffs
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie that tells dad jokes. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a hot dog costume? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 595 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4553 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server

    GrenadeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, this high school in Russia is making grenade parts, bro! Like, imagine all the crazy explosions and chaos you can cause on this server! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    Join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft experience ever! Who needs diamonds when you can have grenades, amirite? Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together! Join now before the authorities shut us down, lol!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

    MineCraftCancerRiskLOL
    join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Potions Brewed: 92 Magic Items Found: 8387
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Join Server26 and avoid the square brackets for a fun Java adventure with mature players since 2015!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, a close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players make for a welcoming atmosphere on the server.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla server experience with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and player-driven economy using diamonds as currency.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD, running on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, night skipping, and quality of life tweaks.


    FAQ

    Q: Can I join if I’m under 18?

    A: No, the server is strictly 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

    Q: Are there any donation perks or pay-to-win features?

    A: No, there are no donation perks or pay-to-win features on the server.

    Q: Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?

    A: No, those commands are disabled on the server to maintain a vanilla experience.

    Q: Will the world ever reset?

    A: No, the world will never reset, allowing for long-term projects and megabases.

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use GriefPrevention plugin to protect areas with a golden shovel and manage permissions for other players.

    Q: What currency is used on the server?

    A: Diamonds are the default currency used by players on the server.

    Q: Are there public farms available for use?

    A: Yes, there are lots of public farms available for players to use on the server.

    Q: How can I get more claimblocks for land claiming?

    A: You will earn more claimblocks as you play on the server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Crops Grown: 9180 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Magic Items Found: 3904
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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