New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 91/500 Votes: 2973
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable life choices.

Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to put your dick in a butthole… in Minecraft, of course! Our server is filled with all sorts of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even find a butthole or two to stick your virtual dick in. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not something you should try in real life.

So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to keep it PG-13… or at least try to.

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  • HubbylessGiftsCraft

    HubbylessGiftsCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3034
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Potions Brewed: 174 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

    🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

    🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

    🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 8025
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

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  • RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 2518
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

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  • Elon’s Far-Right Craft

    Elon’s Far-Right Craft
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9054
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Villages Defended: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

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  • NOVA

    NOVA
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8130
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Hacking Allowed Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
    Griefing Allowed Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
    Base Building Players can build their own bases and structures.
    PvP Players can engage in player versus player combat.
    No Resets The server will never be reset.
    Unmoderated Chat Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
    Large Storage The server has 200GB of storage.
    Obbi Roof Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

    Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

    Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

    FAQs

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

    Q: Is griefing allowed?

    A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

    Q: Will the server ever reset?

    A: No, the server will never be reset.

    Q: Is chat moderated?

    A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

    Q: How much storage does the server have?

    A: The server has 200GB of storage.

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  • Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

    Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8595
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

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  • Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 7535
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Zombie Dances: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

    Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

    Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

    And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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  • TableTimeTussle

    TableTimeTussle
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4064
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

    Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

    But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

    So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

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  • Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

    Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 7124
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

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  • KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

    KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 449
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Zombie Dances: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7858
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Villages Defended: 5

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

    We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

    And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5850
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Crops Grown: 8725
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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  • FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6391
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 73 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6608 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

    Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9368
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

    Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

    On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

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