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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5750 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 296 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.