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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3198 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.