Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Villages Defended: 20 Gods Slained: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Dragon Eggs Found: 7179
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP

    Snap Me For More Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Enderman Toss. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

    IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise
    So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

    Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

    But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NavalnyCraft: Alexei’s Last Stand

    NavalnyCraft: Alexei’s Last Stand
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find Alexei Navalny’s secret prison diary buried underground. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this hidden treasure?

    Join us now for the adventure of a lifetime! Build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, this will be a gaming experience you’ll never forget. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WolfPeak

    WolfPeak

    Join the adventure and create your own world!

    Welcome to PeakWolf, a brand new Minecraft server full of infinite possibilities! Build, explore, and face epic challenges in a welcoming and growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a fighter, or an explorer, our server has everything you need!

    Create and Build: Let your imagination run wild with spectacular structures and incredible monuments. Survive and Fight: Defend yourself from enemies and show your skills in thrilling PvP battles. NPC Shops: Buy essential items and powerful gear from NPCs to help you on your journey! Vote for Rewards: Vote for the server and earn diamonds, coins, and much more! Active Community: Join weekly events, quests, and unique minigames! Custom Modes: Discover personalized worlds, exclusive challenges, and surprises around every corner.

    What are you waiting for? Join now and start your adventure on PeakWolf!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ARWEN SMP

    ARWEN SMP

    Arwen smp is a crossplay server 1.21.1 [Java and Bedrock] designed and built for the community!

    Discover a world of endless possibilities on a server designed for Minecraft players seeking fun, adventure, and a friendly community.

    In Arwen you’ll enjoy an exciting multiplayer experience with smooth gameplay and a lot of new features!

    Our server is free to play and you can obtain coins by simply playing. (Quests/Dungeons/Pool/Events/Etc.)

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

    Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

    Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave

    The Damned Soul of Muhammed Minecraft SMP Rave
    Are you tired of being haunted by the ghost of Muhammed in your sleep? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Not only will you be able to escape Muhammed’s torment, but you’ll also have the chance to battle insectoid demons alongside him in epic PvP battles. Who knew that the key to defeating your nightmares was just a click away? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with orcish screams and melting flesh – unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Animals Bred: 125 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Farms Harvested: 992 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6264 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1139
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Farms Harvested: 335
    Villages Defended: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5664
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Ores Mined: 7157

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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