Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Alien Abductions: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Zero Indexing Century Wars

    Zero Indexing Century Wars
    so, like, imagine if humans were, like, super dumb and decided to count from zero instead of one for, like, forever. that would mean the 1900s would be the 19th century instead of the 20th century. like, mind blown, right? well, if you wanna experience more mind-blowing stuff, come join our minecraft server! we have pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers from their eyes. our diamonds are made of cheese and our creepers do the macarena before exploding. join us for a wild ride of craziness and confusion. who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity? join now and prepare to have your mind melted into a puddle of pure confusion!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3483 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Minds Anti-Hate Server

    Crafty Minds Anti-Hate Server
    so like, u wanna join this minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna make u smarter and stuff. like, if u got low brain power, this server gonna help u think better and not be all mean to immigrants and stuff. like, if u smart already, u gonna be even smarter and not fall for all the lies on social media. so come join this server and level up ur brain power, bro!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Crops Grown: 8603
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Trippy Craft

    Trippy Craft

    Welcome to TrippyCraft – a dynamic Minecraft server where community and creativity thrive! Centered around the popular Towny game mode, our server offers a unique experience where players can create, manage, and grow their own towns and nations.

    Whether you’re a solo player looking to establish your own empire or a team player eager to join forces and build a metropolis, our server provides the perfect platform. Engage in politics, trade with other towns, forge alliances, or wage epic wars. The choice is yours!

    Regular events, custom plugins, and a balanced economy ensure that there’s always something exciting happening. Come join us and leave your mark on a world shaped by the players. Your town, your rules!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixelated World

    Pixelated World

    Welcome to PixelatedWorld!

    Survival Twist: Survive, gather resources, and craft with economic challenges.

    Market Fun: Buy, sell, and trade with a robust currency system.

    Community: Join, compete, and collaborate with others.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Captain Crunch’s Crazy Craft – Sail the Seven Biomes on Version 1.20.4!

    Corsaire Minecraft Server

    Server Name Corsaire
    Theme Golden Age of Piracy
    Map Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

    Features

    • Build real warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
    • Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
    • Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

    IP: Server is not released yet, join our discord server for more information!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own town? Yes, players can run their own towns and nations on the server.
    Can I create my own warships? Yes, players can build real warships such as brigantines, carracks, and galleons.
    How can I become a dominant power on the server? Players can rise to power by creating conflict, declaring wars on other nations, and forming strong militaries.
    Is the economy player-driven? Yes, players have control over the economy. They can create markets, trade with others, and become economic powerhouses.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server
    🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

    🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

    🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

    Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

    Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 165 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 84

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

    Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

    Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

    So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TherapyRantCraft

    TherapyRantCraft
    Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

    On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

    Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

    SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 225
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

    CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

    CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Ventilator Vibes

    Ventilator Vibes
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ArtisNetwork

    ArtisNetwork

    Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • macaroni-land

    macaroni-land

    greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

    thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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