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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 8054 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Join us for a wild ride as we ensure that all players are safe and secure in their virtual vehicles. Say goodbye to sitting in a normal seat between baby seats – on our server, safety comes first!
And if anyone questions your commitment to car safety, just tell them you’re preventing “covert Minecraft incest” by following our rules. Trust us, it’s a thing.
So come on over to our server and buckle up for the safest Minecraft experience of your life. Your child may miss out on one event, but they’ll gain a lifetime of safety knowledge. See you there!